My Shaving Cream is Out to Get Me

No, seriously. What is up with shaving cream cans lately?

I don't think I'm getting all Schwarzenegger on my shaving cream can in the shower, but I have had more broken cans of shaving cream in the last year or so than I did for the previous 35 years or so of shaving combined.

The push button breaks and you can't dispense the shaving cream. Or else it does dispense but in any random direction.

The can is still full, but won't dispense at all. Like a car with a completely dead battery: click click click...nothing happens.

Tops that crack, bottoms that rust. I'm starting to feel very frustrated.

Maybe I should just give it up and go for the "natural" look.

Yeah, right. THAT's going to happen.