A Day in the Life

I bumped into a former customer of mine. She said, "You're not at the insurance agency anymore! What are you doing now?"

If only I had been faster on my feet, I could have told her. This week, I've been
a librarian
a maid
race car driver
personal assistant
human GPS locator
dog trainer
stylist
booty call
movie critic
dishwasher
plumber
blogger
historian
a redneck
and a wino.

AND an office manager!